Dear Virgin Media,
I am just writing to you regarding my recent call to your technical department. I think it is tremendous that a company as large as yourselves is taking such a vested interest in finding gainful employment for people with learning disabilities. These people might possibly struggle to break into work after falling out of education but I think it is admirable that you offer them a way to keep their eight kids as obese as their parents.
It’s also commendable that you are able to integrate these young bucks with also the minimum effort, seemingly sending them straight into full-time roles with absolutely no training, and thus no cost on your part.
I think that this should become a full program within your company, possibly becoming affiliated with local schools and colleges. Well, ok, not colleges. Maybe art colleges. That way you can recruit the absolute worst sufferers of dyslexia, low intelligence and general chivvy ignorance as soon as they set foot off campus.
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